Obama Motors’ newest release: The Dodge Despot

(H/T: Doug Ross)

Political Humor – High in the Air

High In The Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

… The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.” I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost.. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.” “I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s MY fault…

Air Force Solving Problems

Air Force General: Mr. President, we’ve just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.
Obama: No Way?
Air Force General: That’s right, sir, the plane will be invisible. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Air Force General: Have a good trip, sir.

(Air Force Solving Problems courtesy of Doug Ross)

PROOF: It’s the Leftists who hate the children*

Just found this tidbit amongst all of the election and political news via the Drudge Report Twitter feed….in San Francisco…they hate kids:

San Francisco on Tuesday became the first major U.S. city to pass a law that cracks down on the popular practice of giving away free toys with unhealthy restaurant meals for children.

San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors passed the law on a veto-proof 8-to-3 vote. It takes effect on December 1, 2011.

Because they HATE the children.   Can’t we all just get along?  Stop the hate.* 

Oh…and because the government needs to tell the Leftist sheep in SF what is and is not healthy for them.   Don’t entice the children, you know. 

Let’s see if I get this straight, though…let’s follow the logic, or lack thereof, of SF’s “leaders”–

Happy Meals bad for the children.

Pot good for children at baseball games.

That logic completely explains the wins by Moonbeam Brown and Babs Boxer yesterday in the once-great state of California.

*for the no-humor leftists who read this blog…this is called humor.  If you don’t get it, then let’s meet at the nearest Micky D’s and discuss it over a Happy Meal.

Laugh for the Day – Barack Obama

Obama met with business leaders at a roundtable meeting today.  Apparently being defensive about  ..hhuummmhh…huummhhh..(clearing throat) … his ideology, Obama had this to say:

“Contrary to the claims of some of my critics, I am an ardent believer in the free market.”


You know they say laughing is healthy. 

Michelle Obama would be happy to know that her husband is giving us a good dose of healthy today….being healthy counters obesity  …dontcha  know.

I guess it really depends on what the meaning of “ardent believer” is.  Does it mean:

And I could go on….

But actually, when I think about it….it isn’t all that funny.  This man actually seems to think people will believe his lying lips when his actions say so much. 

Kind of sad when a sitting President of the United States of America has to defend himself as an “ardent believer in free markets”.    (“…I am….no really I am….”)

It’s sooooo cold….

(H/T: RedState.com)

E-mail of the day: “My dog is a democrat”

A funny for Monday…this e-mail was sent to Don Surber from one of his conservative readers:

My Dog…

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this, he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head: Holy S##t!!!

My dog is a Democrat!

(H/T: Doug Ross)