Posted on January 12, 2012 by sharprightturn
High In The Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
… The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.” I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost.. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.” “I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s MY fault…
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Posted on January 8, 2012 by sharprightturn
Air Force General: Mr. President, we’ve just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.
Obama: No Way?
Air Force General: That’s right, sir, the plane will be invisible. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Air Force General: Have a good trip, sir.
(Air Force Solving Problems courtesy of Doug Ross)
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Posted on November 3, 2010 by sharprightturn
Just found this tidbit amongst all of the election and political news via the Drudge Report Twitter feed….in San Francisco…they hate kids:
San Francisco on Tuesday became the first major U.S. city to pass a law that cracks down on the popular practice of giving away free toys with unhealthy restaurant meals for children.
San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors passed the law on a veto-proof 8-to-3 vote. It takes effect on December 1, 2011.
Because they HATE the children. Can’t we all just get along? Stop the hate.*
Oh…and because the government needs to tell the Leftist sheep in SF what is and is not healthy for them. Don’t entice the children, you know.
Let’s see if I get this straight, though…let’s follow the logic, or lack thereof, of SF’s “leaders”–
Happy Meals bad for the children.
Pot good for children at baseball games.
That logic completely explains the wins by Moonbeam Brown and Babs Boxer yesterday in the once-great state of California.
*for the no-humor leftists who read this blog…this is called humor. If you don’t get it, then let’s meet at the nearest Micky D’s and discuss it over a Happy Meal.
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