Sarah Palin reclaims lame ‘see Russia from my house’ line with brutal caption


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  1. Sarah Palin has more leadership in her little toe than Obama has in his whole body! She is also lots smarter!

  2. 1) This so-called gem is not well phrased. Aunt Billie’s friend is no comedian. Plus it’s not accurate. Tina Fey’s impression of a “deer-in-the-headlights” Palin reeling and fumbling again and again for sense in response to BASIC questions was STUNNING comedy. The woman just was NOT ready for prime time. And is today ONLY on the lame network that touts opinion as fact, and can’t discern reality from talking points put out by the many half-ass candidates who lost handily to Obama.

    2) Palin can’t recall any national magazines she read before hitting the campaign trail. The PRESIDENTIAL campaign trail. She writes post-it notes consisting of “freedom,” “economy,” and such ON HER HAND to prep for speeches. Please, Sarah, you’re not in high school anymore!

    Palin is a dim bulb, not able to govern the least active state in the US, and TOTALLY UNFIT FOR ANY PUBLIC OFFICE.

    3) She’s dumb as a sheep, and makes a great leader of them because sheep don’t think. Baaaaaaaahhh….Aaalll she has to do is parrot the same words she hears from Haaaaaannity, Limbaaaaaaaugh and Faaaaaaux Snooze…because it’s too hard to make up anything creative or research anything vitally important or groundbreaking. Fox News talking points make up 95% of her speeches.

    4) Regarding the ability of her followers’ to discern her intelligence or fitness for office, compared to someone who graduated from Harvard (a university that would flatly reject the likes of Palin), I defer to Patrick, the retarded starfish, of the SpongeBob show:

    “Stupid people are always blissfully unaware of just how stupid they really are. [drooooooollllll….]”

  3. ”In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.”

    —Barack Obama, on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

    ‘The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

    —Barack Obama, Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

    ”One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

    —Barack Obama, mispronouncing ”Corpsman” (the ”ps” is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman’s name is also Christopher, not Christian)

    ”Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

    —Barack Obama, after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

    ”The Cambridge police acted stupidly.”

    —Barack Obama, commenting on a white police officer’s arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009

    ”When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”

    —President Obama mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011

    ”I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”

    —Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

    ”UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

    —Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

    ”What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”

    —Barack Obama, in an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying ”your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified

    ”The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

    —Barack Obama, in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

    ‘It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.”

    —Barack Obama, confusing German for ”Austrian,” a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

    No, no. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.”

    —Barack Obama, making an off-hand joke during an appearance on ”The Tonight Show,” March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

    ”Even though most people agree… I’m presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don’t take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind-meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right.”

    —President Obama, mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek references while discussing working with Republicans in Congress (March 1, 2013)

    ”It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

    —Barack Obama, explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

    Sarah is smarter and has more experience in politics than Obama will ever have.

    He is the dumbest president we’ve ever had BECAUSE he is an affirmative action president: He was elected because people like you feel sorry for black people! (I was born in Africa)

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