Greg Gutfield: They hate Palin because they’ve never met “her”


Greg Gutfield tells it like it is….truth in humor….you know…. 

According to many in the media, we truly have discovered someone worse than Hitler — and it’s Sarah Palin.
Head to any left-wing blog or even CNN for that matter and you’ll find the zaniest of conspiracies — froth that even a dude with rabies would find unseemly.
So how can one person create so much bile among folks who claim to be the most tolerant in the universe? I mean, liberals are the good people: They’re open-minded, caring and of course, fair.To them, hating Sarah Palin is a symptom of larger bigotry against the rest of us, the normal. If they saw her at a party, they would wonder how she got in. She’s the anti-Obama, the anti-New York Times, the anti-everything that Tim Robbins loves, which is why I love her — and you should too.

But somehow, a Republican lady in her 40s is exempt from this treatment. Perhaps, she truly is the devil in a dress, a ghoul that eats children and pollutes the planet and possibly beats Barack Obama, the patron saint of every customer buying wheat germ in bulk at GNC.

But I know the real reason why every single elitist media type is terrified of her. They’ve never met her. And by “her,” I don’t mean Sarah Palin. I mean “her”, an actual normal woman with a bunch of kids, an average husband and no desire to watch “The L Word.”

She’s scary to these folks the way Wal-Mart is scary to them: Both are alien to someone who blogs about their chakras. They won’t go there, because they’ve never been there.

To them, hating Sarah Palin is a symptom of larger bigotry against the rest of us, the normal. If they saw her at a party, they would wonder how she got in. She’s the anti-Obama, the anti-New York Times, the anti-everything that Tim Robbins loves, which is why I love her — and you should too.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ

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7 Responses

  1. Just one more reason I like Sarah Palin. I have never met her, of course, but strikes me as a very approachable person, much the same that Mike Huckabee impressed me during the primaries. You don’t see many politicians like that.

  2. because she is a confirmed slut
    no talent, no professional education
    putting on a charming face but hates woman’s right
    she preaches family value but has a slutty daughter and force her to keep the baby. The most disgusting thing i have ever seen in american politics

  3. snowman121
    You said:
    “The most disgusting thing i have ever seen in american politics”

    And I guess you thought an American President having sex in the oval office with someone other than his own wife was the ultimate in decorum, restraint, and intelligence.

    It is really hard to take your post seriously….

  4. snowman121,

    Is this some twisted Lefty HaiKu?

    Regardless, your writing skill rivals many first-graders.

    I’m curious…how exactly did you confirm the “slut” status? Factcheck.org?

  5. Sarah Palin can definitely handle the job AND keep good tabs on her family. I don’t know where these silly, sexist comments are coming from that you can’t have kids and step into the number two spot in Washington. People who don’t pay enough attention to their kids end up with teen drug-users, teen criminals, and teen preg… wait a sec. Darn.

  6. parent of two….
    You have already tried that comment on my blog once.

    Why don’t you go back and think of an original thought before posting again.

  7. I was going to vote for mccain until he picked her. she’s out for no one but herself, I can feel it!

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