DNC Agenda: Living up to the principles of the Left


One of the bloggers I read regularly was able to get his hands on the printed agenda for the Democratic National Convention….  wow…..they really did practice what they preach:

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm  OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm  PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. (in Spanish first, then English)

7:25 pm  NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm  CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hanna and Sheryl Crow

7:55 pm TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm  HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET – Al Gore

8:15 pm  GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnel and Ellen Degeneres

8:35 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm  OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS – John Kerry

9:00 pm  MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm  ANSWERING MACHING ETIQUETTE AND FAMILY VALUES – Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm  COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm  FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn

11:30 pm  OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm  HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS AND CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA – Howard Dean

12: 15 am  TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am  SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am  NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am  CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND SACRIFICES AT THE ALTAR

1:30 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am  BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME

1:40 am  Bill Clinton gawks at possible McCain VP

1:45 am  Bill Clinton switches party affiliations.

See entire post at The DNC Agenda – Just in case you missed it.

(PS For all of you lefties who, for some reason, have no way to detect humor….THIS AGENDA IS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE FUNNY….OK…now you can laugh!….There that feels better doesn’t it?)

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2 Responses

  1. I hear crickets…lefties have no sense of humor. Too much rage.

  2. As a “lefty” I find it funny.

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